i almost had a threesome last night all i needed was two more people
(Source: colfricans, via bed-space)
2/6
- Killed a boy I went to school with with a lightsaber, wooden block and a chair
- Took Elliot’s role from Law & Order SVU and investigated some killings and robberies at a school where I then got a job as a teacher - flashbacks of Dead Poet’s Society
- stole a baby from the school and walked across town with it in a pram, texted an ex saying “hey, whats up? x - reply was LOOOLLL FUCK YOU (awkward)
- turned into a seagull and started stealing people’s food
woke up
